shit your cheerios 

True story...

33 years ago I was 8 years old sitting in front if the tv with the last bowl of honey nut cheerios in front of the tv... my brother comes over naked and lifts his butt cheek to blow a fart in my direction... a drop of shit landed plop in my cheerios... "oh my God! MOM!!! <insert brothers name here> JUST TOOK A SHIT IN MY CHEERIOS!". He would say i shit in your cheerios. THAT'S EXACTLY HOW THE EXPRESSION SHOULD BE USED. TRUE STORY.

"i shit your cheerios" The cheerios dont have to be honey nut.

shit your cheerios by ShitInYourCheerios August 31, 2017

your entire shit 

A phrase meaning "Everything in your possession" or "Your entire inventory."

Gil: Requesting permission to look through your entire shit!
Admiral: Permission granted.

your entire shit by Mast of the World September 27, 2011

Shit your pants dirty

Let’s not mistake this for a shart. This is a full on massacre in your pants. The doodie can’t be contained and not only drips out of your underwear but covers your legs.

Yo pal, what happened to Smiley last night? Oh dude he had to leave early because he had a shit your pants dirty incident

Shit your pants dirty by Koknballz December 20, 2020

get your face shit on 

what happens to D1R3C7 CL4NL4N when he gets too drunk

"i heard that d1r3c7 was so drunk that some person took a shit in his open mouth while he was passed out y4 h333rrrrrddd!!"

"NIGGAS DONE SHIT IN MY MOUTH"
-D1

get your face shit on by fdgd February 10, 2005

shit your teeth 

Especially on the day after a night of heavy drinking, when you spend so much time on the john that it feels like your going to shit every part of your body, including your teeth.

Man I was so hungover and spent so much time on the crapper it fealt like I was gonna shit my teeth.

Damn, dawg you were in there so long I thought you were gonna shit your teeth.

shit your teeth by stevejunior July 17, 2009

Don't shit your g-string 

A way of telling someone to calm down, or not go crazy.

"So what the Lakers lost, dont shit your g-string about it."

Don't shit your g-string by B-Rash aka "Every Time" December 28, 2003

Your not shit.com 

This basically means your not shit. You think ur all this but ur not.

Lilly: did u see what Abbie posted on Instagram

Mia: ever since she got a boyfriend she thinks she’s so cool
Lilly: well she is not

Mia: I wanna go up to her and say “your not shit.com”

Your not shit.com by Cvvdbnf January 4, 2019