The coyote 

When you get fucked in the ass that it makes your ass bleed viciously. Then you end up limping home while being chased by a coyote. Eventually you end up hoping a fence before escaping.

I was wobbling so hard like I was doing the coyote!

The coyote by treeslother August 15, 2017

Wile E. Coyote 

A stupid cartoon character that tries to catch and chase roadrunner but always failed in a funny ways especially in the "falling of canyon". Uses ACME products that makes any girls, including the ugliest, to fucked and fornicate up.

Wile E. Coyote... Super Genius... Lllllkkklll!!!

Wile E. Coyote by 271% IQ by Coyote September 12, 2010

Silver Coyote 

A prominent community journalist and activist that fights for the rights of the urban underclass.

Carol Harvey is a real Silver Coyote when it comes to writing about homelessness.

Silver Coyote by Johnny Depremos May 30, 2011

Political Coyote Ugly 

A "Political Coyote Ugly" s when you are led to believe a political lie and regret having been scammed to believe it.

It is is much like the term coyote ugly which refers to the feeling of waking up after a one-night stand, and discovering that your arm is underneath someone who is so physically repulsive that you would gladly chew it off without waking the person just so you can get away without being discovered. Coyotes are known to gnaw off limbs if they are stuck in a trap in order to facilitate escape.

Man I was really believing that candidate last night until i found out everything he said was a lie. What a political coyote ugly.

Political Coyote Ugly by E Rad October 6, 2012

ugly coyote

A ugly coyote is either an ugly woman or man; someone wakes right up to next to them in bed, in the morning when they're to late to realize it.

Jim: Hey joe, where your arm?

Joe: Oh, that. Yeah you see i got drunk and did a lot if drugs, so i met this beautiful girl... well... thats what i thought until i woke up this morning and to around only to see this ugly, monsterish, creature. Then i saw my arm cluched onto its stomach with its hand over mine.

Jim: So what did you do?

Joe: I nawed my arm off as you can see.

Jim: i guess you woke up to an ugly coyote.

ugly coyote by those defs March 16, 2016

Limping Coyote

A woman so ugly that looking at her makes your dick limp. A trick comprised of placing a poster or image in the line of sight during intercourse, used by high school and college boys to extend their sexual encounters or to prevent premature ejaculation.

Dude, is that poster of Donatella Versace your limping coyote?

Limping Coyote by FRAGSTER23 November 30, 2016

Storefront Coyote 

A business who stages their services in a community in order to feed off the wealth while investing little of the revenue back into the broader community. Services are often but not always lower value Pleasure or entertainment-themed.

Sarah: There is a Psychic setting up shop in town.
Jennifer: Uh oh. Storefront Coyote coming to prey on vulnerable people.

Storefront Coyote by Dread Pirate Skeptic March 31, 2019