insurance adjustment 

Meeting at the bar for work. Formerly known as "safety meeting."

It's time for an insurance adjustment.

insurance adjustment by TheBronk January 26, 2017

insurance

A kind of bet against yourself.

I burned my house accidentally, thank god, I had an insurance.

insurance by 35 at least September 9, 2017

insurance daddy

Ex wife goes to sperm bank and has a baby that you put on your medical insurance plan. Only applies if you give it your last name.

I'm stopping by your office so I can see the insurance daddy. chicken pot pie

insurance daddy by Taint Doctor January 18, 2018

Insurance pee 

An insurance pee is similar to plain old peeing. The only difference is that the insurance pee is usually taken, regardless of if they need to, when the pee-er isn't sure of when they'll encounter another bathroom.

Insurance pees are usually taken before leaving for an unknown or unfamiliar destination, or upon discovering a bathroom at said destination.

Ben: Mom, are you ready to go?
Susan: Yeah, hold on, let me just take an insurance pee.

Insurance pee by bls1999 July 30, 2018

Insurance hair 

The hair on the edges of girls with Afro-textured hair that's basically scanty due to extreme braiding as the hair is grabbed and plaited tightly leading to broken hair and hair loss.

She had the hair salon relax her insurance hair to make fake baby hairs.

Insurance hair by Afro Hair December 6, 2018

Insurance

Any form of a weapon (Firearm, Explosive, Martial Art, etc.)

Jason: Why do you have a gun ?
Tommy: For insurance purposes.

Insurance by 1020 CEO January 17, 2019

insuranks.com 

the ultimate insurance authority that allows you to compare quotes and manage your policies completely online while ranking insurance companies and agents based on consumer experiences with their services.

"I've just ranked my car insurance agent and the company I'm insured with on insuranks.com for the amazing treatment I received from them after my accident!"

insuranks.com by Insuranks.com March 5, 2019