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couch grabber 

when smoking an indica weed that leaves you feeling tempted to not move from a couch/bed with the exception of grabbing munchies.
Stoner 1: Hey man, you wanna go play hacky sack or something?

Stoner 2; No man, i just smoked some real couch grabber. Hey grab me some chips, would ya?
couch grabber by mercethemerciless February 9, 2010

Shin Grabber 

Someone who fakes an injury or feigns insult to elicit sympathy from some authority.
What is with all the shin grabbers in the World Cup? Those two guys didn't even touch each other and now they're both rolling on the ground like someone broke their kneecaps.
Shin Grabber by caffiend81 July 12, 2010

Groom grabber 

The female friend of a groom-to-be who decides to confess her love for him in a last ditch effort, at the worst possible time - right before or near the end of engagement.
Candace isn't coming to the wedding anymore; she turned out to be a groom grabber and confessed her love after she got the wedding invitation.
Groom grabber by NoYouDidNOT September 25, 2010

grisle grabber 

when man makes love to woman, the womans grisle grabs the mans trouser snake
pussy pulling in cock, hence grisle grabber
grisle grabber by martin 007 March 8, 2011

ass grabbery 

Ass grabbery is the act of severe flirtation and/or lots of snuggling. A frequent moment when this phrase is required when a couple are being affectionate and staring into each others eyes. This is 'mental ass grabbery'. The actual ass grabbery comes later when they're flirting or snuggling. You may get the foreboding sense of impending ass grabbery is someone is coming onto you or if a friend is engaged in conversation with a nice young lady/man.
Friend: Look at that, total ass-grabbery.
Other Friend: Yeah, I ship them by the end of the night.

or

Someone: You have a girlfriend now?

Someone Else: Dude, did you not get the foreboding sense of impending ass grabbery?
ass grabbery by scarebearface March 14, 2011

sac grabber 

a person who grabs their sac and twirls their hand in the air. usually only males do this
"man that guy was furious at the dance he was sac grabber"
sac grabber by mouman December 27, 2011