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Sexy af. Cool af. Turns straight guys gay, gay girls straight. Always willing to be the best but is also modest. He has a MASSIVE SHLONG and everyone has wants to f*ck him. Hes a reall love machine 😏.
Hey look- theres Milo with his massive cock out and sexy hoes. I wannna fuck him so hard 😩
Milo by Tightpussyboi December 18, 2021
Is usually a dog name but if your a human and have this name than you probably get bullied.
human: Aw your such a cute dog Milo
dog: Ik stupid bitch
Milo by suprisinglyshinymonster December 22, 2021
Aussie kid who thinks hes funny and rarely is. Gives off small band kid vibes but nice guy for the most part. People take the mickey out of him for being named after a drink but is always able to take a joke and is quite a ice person
Oh looks Its Milo. Hi Milo I love the shape of your head
Milo by BeanMan3000 January 3, 2022
Milo is a self centered bitch. They manipulated me, guilt triped me, and so much more. They care about online friends that they have only known for a number of months compared to people they have known for 6 fucking years. They don’t deserve what they have karmas a MOTHER FUCKING BITCH MILO.
“Oh you just dropped Milo?” “Yeah” “good for you man, I’m glad you could get away from that self centered bitch”
Milo by HAahhH MIA January 25, 2022
He is a kind/rude boy, when he wants to be mean he will be. Milo's usually a dirty blonde, and doesn't like to share his feelings. He is very sporty, mostly he is just into basketball. He is usually hanging out with his friends and always practicing basketball with them, most of the girls are always crushing on him. Milo is super talkative, and gets in trouble a lot by the teacher during class. He talks to everyone, but not the same way. He is always making people laugh, he is really good at math and gets super good grades. If you are friends with a Milo don't let him go, just be ware that he can be super duper annoying sometimes.
Teacher: "So, today we will be working on algebra. On number one, can I get a volunteer to answer?"
*Nobody except milo raises his hand*
Teacher: "OK, Milo you have already answered every question on our lesson, anyone else??"
*Still nobody but milo raises his hand*

Teacher: "Well, I tried."
Milo by Lavender_love January 25, 2022
Sensitive, Very Smart, Probably the shortest kid in the universe, Stupid in decisions, cant fight, No girl likes him and no one ever will.
Oh my gosh, Milos like- so short. I mean I will never like him lol
Milo by therose1850 February 18, 2022