Take an Ireland 

Running down a hotel hallway to take a massive shit only to find out your room key doesn't work. You spot a defenseless victim and run to their room to destroy their toilet.

Did you see David running down the hall to Vic's room? He almost broke the door off the hinges to get into Vic's bathroom to take an Ireland!

Take an Ireland by Tbalz80 April 8, 2021

Northern Ireland 

Northern Ireland is neither British or Irish its northern irish full of crackheads

Northern Ireland is full of crackheads

Northern Ireland by NI Rants November 3, 2019

Northern Ireland 

wet just wet

Northern Ireland is wet all the fucking time

Northern Ireland by cb581 November 4, 2019

northern ireland 

the biggest shithole on earth
we keep blowing each other up

person 1: "we're from fucking northern ireland"

person 2: "naw your not ireland is one country you asswipe"
person 3: "up the brits"
person 4: "fuck up you taig"
person 3: "naw your literally a fenian"

northern ireland by 110309 March 14, 2023

Northern Ireland 

Known as a country which is part of the UK, but called "The Province" (also called a few other things!).

Thatcher fought desperately to fend off the prospect of joint-sovreignty in the 80s over it with the Republic in the south.

Just an annoying space of place which if put up to referendum, Britain would probably give over to the Republic! Nothing to offer by way of wealth or culture - it just exists.

Plus I'm just rambling to vent out frustations over nothing in particular and taking it out on N Ireland (!)

"I live in northern Ireland, not Northern Ireland"

Northern Ireland by britishandworried January 31, 2005

North of Ireland 

What Republicans or all Sinn Fein MLA's say when they are speaking about "Northern" Ireland

Gerry Adams: "The people from the North of Ireland voted to remain in the EU so we urge the European Union to designate special status for the people of the North to remain."

North of Ireland by MrFluckDuck June 12, 2017

Northern Ireland 

A smelly shithole. Thankfully seperated from the Republic by a border, which is unfortunately no longer militarised due to the evacuation of British troops.

Me: Thank God I don't actually live here in Northern Ireland! It's shit.
Northerner: No it isn't!
Me: Actually, it is. Belfast looks like a fucking concentration camp or something. What's with all the barbed wire and fences! And the retarded chavs who attack policemen, firefighters, and anyone wearing the wrong soccer jersey, the paramilitaries, Orangemen, need I go on?!
Northerner: You're right, feck this, I'm moving to the West Country. Or Wales. Or the South. Even Glasgow isn't as shite as this armpit.
Me: Now you're thinking straight. I'll book a ticket on Ryanair and get us the feck out of here. Let's never speak of it again.

Northern Ireland by dudeinwales October 22, 2006