Yarntard 

1.a person that does not knit well
2.a guy that is a retard that has yarn

Jimmy was a yarntard.
Raynald is a yarntard

Yarntard by destroyerdave March 6, 2009

yard tard 

The mentally challenged neighborhood guy who can only cut the grass
(variations: bagtard, janitard etc)

My mom gave me $25 to cut the grass but I didn't feel like doing it so I gave the yard tard $5 to cut the grass and he was thrilled to the gills!

yard tard by Ryan BasTARD December 27, 2007

yartard 

Someone who is autistic or retarded, otherwise known as yartard.

the yartard stole my condom!

NO! im borrowing it you numtard

yartard by Flufty'sWetarded November 30, 2021