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Zillow-xiety 

When you get really anxious and overwhelmed from looking at too much Zillow porn.

Stems from being broke and wanting to move out of your parents house so bad, you search Zillow for hours when you should be working, learning or bathing or doing other daily life activities.
I spent hours scrolling through Zillow at work, and I went into a dissociative episode after a surge of Zillow-xiety hit me.
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Groupon-xiety 

The stress you feel when you realize that your Groupons are about to expire and you have to cram everything into one week, day, hour...
Man, I'm feeling some serious Groupon-xiety. How am I supposed to do a week's worth of yoga, 5 day's worth of Krav Maga, and 4 Spa visits in three days???
Groupon-xiety by bebedelaluna August 23, 2011
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frat-xiety 

(sober) anxiety felt before entering a frat party, possibly causing one to throw up.
The Uber is one minute away.”
“My frat-xiety is through the roof!”
frat-xiety by cjswife November 2, 2023
A response to say something’s acceptable or cool to do. Alternate spelling: Xitee

Pronounced like the word “city”
My cousin sings all the time and actually sounds really good. She sings every Wednesday night at a bar near us so we’re gonna drop by to check out her performance next week.

Luiza: Sounds xity! She’ll be so surprised we came to see her. Great idea!
Xity by WeLiveFunLivesInMyCircle September 12, 2019

xityuortie 

"Stop using xityuortie!"
xityuortie by [LL]Mattrix April 22, 2005
It’s a term used for diarrhea
I took a xisty
Ndndj Xisty
xisty by BakaTacoAho December 18, 2017
a mf who deserves head from every egirl in discord.gg/manjitm
OMG! is that xety? ill give him head!
xety by Jennaxakes7783 September 19, 2021