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Greg's Wine 

Any alcoholic beverage that can make you piss or stagger. Made with only the finest ingredients found at the local walmart and made in the basement of the worlds biggest drunk. Physically impossible to drink for a night without shatting your pants uncontrollably
Dude I took a sip of some Greg's Wine last night and woke up with 4lbs of poo in my breifs. good time
Greg's Wine by Wine makes me poo October 17, 2011

Doctor's wine

Made with use of a medical glove instead of a balloon. As the gases fill the glove from the firmenting wine, it begins to inflate. When five fingers are up, the wine is ready for bottling and drinking later.
Doctor's wine can be made fairly cheep.
Doctor's wine by ABDL2023 July 31, 2023

The Wine Mom's Kegel 

The act of sticking a wine bottle up your ass and doing a handstand to get drunk.
Me and the boys are thinking of doing the wine mom's kegel tonight.

Wine Shits

Extremely loose, wet stool that is induced by drinking too much wine of any variety. Wine Shits are known for their extremely rancid, stench and shit vapors bouquet. The remnant smell of Wine Shits is known to linger for extended periods of time and are most often encountered in office restrooms on Monday mornings after the office's resident wine connoisseurs have been on a weekend bender.
No one wanted to use the Men's restroom on Monday morning. Ron was well known for making his usual early morning arrival and sharing a wicked smelling case of the Wine Shits from his weekend wine bender.

Fine Wine Syndrome

Someone who gets better looking with age.
Ahhh well, the Dobson's have fine wine syndrome, so you know you better lock that thing down.
Fine Wine Syndrome by dbossen December 25, 2015

wine snob 

A wine enthusiast, particularly one who is pretentious, or self-important because of their "immense wine knowledge."
A know a guy who's a wine snob, yesterday I offered to open a bottle of Bordeaux, and he wanted to know if it was pre-2000 before he agreed to drink it with me.
wine snob by KLT_KT February 13, 2009