Weapons Grade Bullshit

A patently absurd or ridiculous statement. Especially when made by a person in power or with enough status that he should know better.

Tony Blair: "Saddam has the capability to strike at UK troops in Cyprus with just 45 minutes warning".

Jim: "Man that limey fuck is talking some prime weapons grade bullshit"

G.W. Bush: "Iraq is a threat, they have weapons of mass destruction".

Aisling: "The only thing weapons grade is the bullshit that dude talks"

Weapons Grade Bullshit by Takashi Kimiwada October 9, 2006

Weapons Grade Autism 

Someone whose autism is so advanced they can locate cockwombles using astronomy.
(Capture the Flag season 3 Shia Le'bouf)

"Wow those dudes that found Le'bouf in the hidden cabin .......Man ! That's weapons Grade Autism ! "
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Weapons Grade Autism by Chiron December 8, 2017

weapons grade cunt

(Adj) An individual who is either disreputable or displays extreme reprehensible behaviour. Or both.

Yes, I agree... Lewis Hamilton is a Weapons Grade Cunt.

weapons grade cunt by Lenston January 4, 2018

Weapons grade dickweed 

when someones being a fuckin asshole

Wow that guys being a weapons grade dickweed

Weapons grade dickweed by Fuckgoof mcgee September 4, 2016

weapons grade autism 

A type of stupidity so advanced it could, in the right hands, topple nations.

What kind of weapons grade autism did they hit you with that made it seem like a smart idea to play slap tickle with a grizzly bear?

weapons grade autism by coopahshakazulu April 5, 2017

WEAPONS GRADE AMATUER 

A fool, an idiot, a blunderer, someone who plays the game when they really should be in the grandstand.

We auditioned a couple of drummers yesterday. The second guy was alright, but the first was a weapons grade amatuer.

WEAPONS GRADE AMATUER by black flag May 31, 2004

Weapons Grade Cunt

The most despicable, contemptible, arrogant, self important human imaginable.

Derivative of Weapons Grade Uranium.. because prior to Hans Blix, we needed someone to remind everyone that garden variety uranium wasn't nearly as lethal as weapons grade uranium. The distinction between a normal everyday cunt and a WGC is just as stark.

My boss is a weapons grade cunt.

Weapons Grade Cunt by Struth! January 31, 2019