vilf 

Vampire I'd Like to Fuck

VILFs include: edward cullen, emmet cullen, jasper hale, and carlisle cullen

vilf by that girl possessed October 24, 2008

vilf 

Vagabond I'd Like to Fuck

That railyard hobo Buddy Ham Sandwich is a vilf. I'd like to ride his rails if'n you know what I'm saying.

vilf by Johnny Eightball July 8, 2004

VILF 

Visitor I'd like to fuck. (As in the TV show "V").

Man, that Anna is a VILF.

VILF by cortjehster September 2, 2010

ViLF 

Vampire I'd Like to Fuck

Emmett Cullen is SUCH A ViLF!!!!!!!!!!
And so it Edward Cullenn!!!
awwww yeahhh!!!!

ViLF by LaylaaBBBBBB December 22, 2008

vilf 

vampire i'd like to fuck

lilian:edward cullen is the vilf

jazzy: really? personally jasper cullen is the vilf

vilf by antartica :] March 16, 2009

Vilf 

Vegan I like to Fuck

For someone who does not eat meat I sure like to fuck that Vegan with my meat since she is such a Vilf

Vilf by Stanlin May 2, 2008

vilf 

Vice President I'd Like to Fuck

I would love to fuck Sarah Palin she is such a vilf

vilf by bogman870 October 26, 2008