A slang term for running miles. Instead of “I went out and ran 2 miles today, it’s I got a “twobagger” in today.
Graham: yo, JoJo, want to snag a twoBagger after work?
JoJo: yeah, I’ve been needing some exercise and I’ve got a half marathon coming up. Be good for me to bag a couple miles. .
A girl with a hot body but such a hideous face that in order to do her you have to put two bags over her head - one to cover her face and the other one, in case the first one falls off.
From behind, she looked hot, but when she turned around and we saw her face, we realized she was total twobagger.
You find yourself in bed with a girl sooooo ugly you need two paper bags, one to put over her head and one to put over your own before you can bring yourself to fuck her.
"Man, that girl I picked up at the bar last night was a twobagger."