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twiglet-toez 

trash at cod, licks kierons ass
bro you're the twiglet-toez of cod, trash deadass
twiglet-toez by codkidbean May 8, 2018

Twiglet legs 

When you have abnormally skinny legs that look like twiglets. Any footwear makes you look like a human golf club! These same people wear skinny jeans
Check out Andrew K and his twiglet legs.
Twiglet legs by Captain sala October 9, 2020

Twiglet Breakfast 

Similar to a Portuguese breakfast, except it involves the marmite covered oven baked snack. And a non stick mat.

She is spun around after getting twiglets in fangina and you have to catch them in your mouth.

Like a reverse marmite based pop up pirate.
Did she give you a Portuguese breakfast?

Nah, twiglet breakfast mate. My neck is wrecked.
Twiglet Breakfast by benjibw July 1, 2023

Dirty Twiglet

Where a male fucks someone’s who needs a shit in the ass. Their penis gets covered in shit, which they then dip in salt and Worcester Sauce, allow it to dry so the shit goes crusty on their cock like a twiglet, then make their parter eat the crusty shit off, as a tasty snack.
Yeah mate, she was hungry after sex, so I fed her the dirty twiglet” “she loves to snack, so I offered her my dirty twiglet to naw on”
Dirty Twiglet by Dave Plumber June 24, 2020

EAR TWIGLET 

AN EAR TWIGLET is a little crisp like creature that lives in peoples ears....it eats wax
doctor: oh look he's definitly got an Ear twiglet in there!
EAR TWIGLET by LORDSHIP April 17, 2009