Tide Pod 

A FUCKING DETERGENT ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED. It's not a food to eat and can seriously harm you. NAH LET'S FUCKING EAT

Guy 1: Hey wanna eat some tide po-
Guy 2: Don't even fucking think about it. That tide pod will kill you
Guy 1: But I'm a MILLENNIAL!

Tide Pod by Yushuvayev February 25, 2018

Tide pod 

Something you shouldn't eat.

The picture is of a person who ate a tide pod.

Tide pods: Do not eat

Tide pod by Inquisitive Walnut October 23, 2018

tide pod 

It's a forbidden fruit that is very delicious. It gives you all your vitamins and nutrients. There are many different flavors too. Contrary to popular belief, it will not kill you, it's just another healthy snack.

Mmm. This tide pod is exceptionally good today.

tide pod by mcnuggetdestroyer January 14, 2018

Tide Pod 

A small packet of laundry detergent that is supposed to be used for cleaning clothes, but is sometimes eaten by dumbasses who act like they're 5.

Margaret: Billy, can you buy some Tide Pods at the grocery store today?

Billy: yEaH mOm I cAn'T wAiT tO eAt SoMe!!!1!
*devours Tide Pods and dies

Tide Pod by Ｉ Ｗ Ａ Ｎ Ｔ Ｔ Ｏ Ｄ Ｉ Ｅ May 3, 2018

tide pod 

quite literally the most banging snack i've had in a long time. 10/10 would reccomend.

person 1: dude, you got any snacks?
person 2: just this tide pod in my bag.
person 1: hell yeah!

tide pod by _rbf_ June 25, 2022

Tide pod 

Tasty treat that is totally not deadly

I shoved that tide pod into my mouth and then got a tingling sensation

Tide pod by Kid lover69 January 22, 2018

Tide Pod 

A delicious and nutritious grassfed organic home grown snack the whole family will love.

Dequan: yo wanna pop these tide pods nigga they better than xanny bruh you gotta try it doood
Tyrone: Nah, better than xanny? Bruh you trippin'
Dequan: Yah im trippin on m'fuckin Tide Pods!

Tyrone: eh you know what pass dat b

Dequan: Bet

Tyrone: nigga dis shit dope

Tide Pod by HetricFriend February 6, 2018