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The Sergeant Bilco 

This infamous act involves doing the traditional testy tuck, which is obviously placing your scrotum and penis between your legs.

However, the magic starts when you also nipple yourself, whilst your friends and/or relatives take incriminating photographs of you.

And voila - you've done The Sergeant Bilco

This act first came to notoriety in 2007 in a Magaluf hotel room. To fully recreate this filthy act, a sleezy, darkened hotel room makes for a perfect ambience.
"Oh my goodness - look at my pictures.....I've done the best example of The Sergeant Bilco"
The Sergeant Bilco by Sam Du Feu January 15, 2008
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slapping the sergeant 

It's a sentence which using as jerking off in Turkey
Yesterday i was slapping the sergeant then ....
slapping the sergeant by Genieme February 1, 2018

slurping the sturgeon 

Giving a sloppy blow-job.
That girl really slobbers when she is slurping the sturgeon.

The Surgery Resident 

When you have sexual intercourse utilizing your partner’s inguinal hernia as the receptive end of the act, with or without ejaculation into said hernia.
We got a little frisky last night and i totally gave my girlfriend’s hernia the surgery resident.

Fuck the sarge 

Have it large and fuck the sarge
Fuck the sarge by anonymous March 22, 2021

Serge the protector 

1. Super hero based on yann blomquist who harnesses the power of electricity, and has cables, exrension chords, and power chords which make up his arm/ hand region.

Serge the protector's logo is made up of a surge protector and its cable surrounded by lightning bolts/electricity.

Serge has been often known to wear vests, plad shirts, and hiking boots during the day, and his coustume with arm bands, and saddle shoes while fighting crime.
FRANCE NEEDS A HERO!
what is this?
It is SERGE THE PROTECTOR!
haw, haw, haw, we are savved!

The Reflexive Notion Of The Ocular Sclera And The Pelvic Meat That Bypasses Penis Enlargement Surgery Is The Word "'.Psychosomatic.'"

The Reflexive Notion Of The Ocular Sclera And The Pelvic Meat That Bypasses Penis Enlargement Surgery Is The Word "'.Psychosomatic.'"
The Reflexive Notion Of The Ocular Sclera And The Pelvic Meat That Bypasses Penis Enlargement Surgery Is The Word "'.Psychosomatic.'"