Riding the Short Bus to Narnia 

Acting so stupid you are sent to Narnia Short Bus Style.

Robert : Dude I'm gonna go poke that bear.
(Bear Mauls Robert)
meanwhile at the Hospital
Axel : You were Riding the Short Bus to Narnia weren't you Robert.
Robert : *sighs* yeah

Riding the Short Bus to Narnia by AxelWolf November 4, 2012

The smartest kid on the short bus 

A metaphor for being the best at something that's unimportant or unimpressive. For example: The fastest pitcher who lives at a nursing home is like being the smartest kid on the short bus.

It comes from the special bus designated for retarded people commonly being shorter than the others.

Zack: I'm the best guitar player in town
Me: Whatever, that's like being the smartest kid on the short bus

The smartest kid on the short bus by Albert_Phish August 8, 2015

riding the short bus

Participating in sexual intercourse with an autistic, or otherwise disabled male.

"Dude, Henry caught Jacob riding the short bus."
"What is he gay?"
"No just desperate."

riding the short bus by DanTheFuckwad17 March 9, 2018

Ride the short bus both ways 

Being Homeschooled

Where did you go to Highschool?
Oh I was homeschooled... I ride the short bus both ways.

Ride the short bus both ways by Had a reserved seat October 29, 2008

High dive off the short bus 

The act of getting excessively wasted. Generally associated with psychedelics.

How was your weekend? Great until I took the high dive off the short bus.

High dive off the short bus by Literally any available handle August 22, 2020

Dollar Short for the Bus Ride Home 

This is how a person with very little intelligence can be referred to as.

That guy is a "dollar short for the bus ride home".

Dollar Short for the Bus Ride Home by Thanks for the help Melp. May 14, 2008

Fuckin the shortbus 

This is the outcome of fucking some clinger dinger several times. She starts showing up at your work. She wants to have your baby. She pranks you all night after seeing gals liking your post.

Bro 1-Man you alright? You seem like your ready to detonate?
Bro 2-No I'm not al-fuckin-right! I been droppin loads in that crazy blonde for a week. Now she is on my 24/7. She turns up everywhere I'm at. Guess I be fuckin the shortbus.

Fuckin the shortbus by Hotdamn 5 knuckle dirt nap January 30, 2023