separate the poo from the farts

tell the difference between 2 things very well, with dire consequences.

referring to Judge Judy interrogating the plaintiffs and deciding on the case "wow she really knows how to separate the poo from the farts"

separate the poo from the farts by shthed October 2, 2025

Poo-in-the-shoe 

An action which involves shitting right in a shoe and making it slide down to toe
Poo-in-the-shoe is often gifted to someone you dislike most

Originated in Petrozavodsk, Russia

Oleg: I hate that muthafucking asshole from grade 10
Artem: Give him some juicy poo-in-the-shoe

Poo-in-the-shoe by veggy time January 13, 2011

poo in the shoe 

the stupidest phrase in the entire world

Drew Miller is not poo in the shoe

poo in the shoe by deeznuts218953629 February 20, 2012

poo in the sink 

no it's a good thing to do that other guy is BSing you all

Friend 1: "it's great to poo in the sink, isn't it?"
Friend 2: "oh absolutely, our mental health is amazing for doing this!"

poo in the sink by ilovetodefecateinmysink May 26, 2023

The Terrible Poos 

Similar to the "Terrible Twos" a specific period of time when raising a child that every parent hates. It occurs when their child is big enough to have adult sized shits that stink to high hell, but when they are still too young and too uncoordinated enough so the parents still need to wipe their ass.

Holy shit, Little George just took a huge dump. So I had to go in there to wipe his ass.

I can't wait until his arms are long enough and the Terrible Poos phase is over!

The Terrible Poos by GoCtotheB January 27, 2017

Poose on the Loose

The Puss on the Loose also known as Poose on the Loose is when a woman's puss puss is loose on the run. Basically the puss has become sentient and is searching for all the dickers.

Pronounced: "Poose on the Loose"

Jessica: What's up with Karen? She's been gobbling up cock all day every day!

John: Nah d00d, it's not her fault... She got a Poose on the Loose!

Poose on the Loose by CaptainGwenCats January 15, 2018