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The Midwestern I Do 

When you are having sex with your girlfriend and "ya'lls" Grandma walks in.
"The Midwestern I do" is like a spit-shake. A official stamp of approval.

Once Grandma walked in on Her grandkids the wedding was official. I do's was said.

the midwestern shave club

You get at least 3 of your friend shave off a small amount of pubic hair, then they all proceed to gangbang a girl , when it's time to finish they ejaculate in a glass , mix it with the pubic hair and have the girl eat it all .
Remember the girl we meet last night at rons party ? She was down for anything so we headed to dons barbershop , an hour later she was an member of the Midwestern shave club ! We all when out for pancakes after that, she told us she was full and just ended up ordering water.