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Schootch the Hole 

A phrase meaning either "A hole dug in one location that needs to be moved to another location" or a "Loosely defined sexual activity" with the verb "schootch" essentially representing any number of things. (Meaning to be defined by context.) Ultimately, it can and should serve as a double-entendre.

Suggestion: Dig a hole in your backyard in an inappropriate location and let the double-entendres commence!
The proximity of the bush on the well-manicured lawn meant that Paul had the opportunity to "schootch the hole".
Schootch the Hole by WordBaron September 1, 2009

Sharing the Hole 

The act of two penises entering into one orifice, usually the vagina.
Man 1: Hey how are you doing?

Man 2: I'm alright, I just found out that my girl wants to have a three way with another guy.. It's like we're going to be Rubbing Dicks.

Man 1: Nah, it's literally going to be you two Sharing the Hole

Man 2: Why are you better at this then I am?
Sharing the Hole by ThisDarkKnight September 6, 2013

sniper in the hole 

the act of hiding in the closet and vigorously beating off while your friend is fucking a girl doggystyle on the bed, then right before your about to spluge you run out of the closet and blow a load in the girls face
last night i skeeted all in nikkis face when i was a sniper in the hole

shaving the hole 

when a man shaves the area arround his anal so that he does not have a dingle berry problem
ben gibbs was caught shaving the hole. he said he did not know it was bleeding and that it was worth it
shaving the hole by BennyGibbs January 14, 2007

Smell The Hole

A crude term used to describe the initial whiff of the vaginal area given prior to performing cunnilingus. Also, it is something that Matt Mroch says to Mexican women at liquor stores.
"I was gonna eat the box, but when I had to smell the hole, I almost yakked hardcore"
Smell The Hole by Matt L December 5, 2003

shoot the hole 

when a man shoots sperm into a womans pussy hole from a further distance then having sex, the man then leaves for the sperm to be absorbed by the pussy
Jane: wow last night Rick gave me something better than sex
Katie: really what happened
Jane: he wanted to shoot the hole so i let him and it was the best
shoot the hole by Downtown wtf January 2, 2009