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Spank The Camel 

The act of slapping a pack of cigarettes against your palm to tamp the tobacco down into the cigarettes. By tamping the tobacco down in this way the tobacco is packed more tightly for a longer and smoother smoke. The phrase applies no matter what brand is used.
You better spank the camel before you light it... even if it's not a camel.
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burnin' the camel 

I saw James burnin' the camel yesterday
burnin' the camel by Helenea June 16, 2010

pack the camel 

She is so hot, I'd totally pack the camel.
pack the camel by The Rev NG8 June 22, 2016

the straw that broke the camel's back

The last straw. The final bit needed to tilt the balance over to one side or send one over the edge.
After following her around for days and making obscene phone calls he threatened her son. For her, that was the straw that broke the camel's back and she went to the police.

Tickle the camel 

1. Wiggling your finger in the armpit of a camel with the express purpose of eliciting a laugh from the animal.

2. Trying to talk a Turkish cab driver into a lower fare.

3. Manual manipulation of a woman's naughty bits.
Bo would not be deterred by spit. He continued to tickle the camel. The laughing animal would surely cause MaryLindaSue to become enamored with him once more.
Tickle the camel by Fingenurgen March 17, 2013

steve the camel

Steve the camel is any camel that's is worthy of the name 'Steve'. To become worthy of the name 'Steve', a camel must first walk through a desert back and forth 15 times and find a item of great importance. Then finally swim across a body of water greater than or equal to a kilometer. When these challenges are completed your camel will be worthy of the name 'Steve the Camel'.
My camel is on the quest to become a 'Steve the camel'.

don't put the camel in the trash 

(in Hebrew לא לשים הגמל בזבל): a funny/silly Hebrew phrase meaning, don't do something ridiculous or retarded without having though it through, only to regret it later.
Since camels are a valuable source, even to this day, of transportation in The Middle East, I will conclude that the phrase don't put the camel in the trash in English, would have to be a rational and sound piece of advice, let alone a silly phrase I invented.