Kirkin the the tirk

An extreme way to masturbate

"he said he's gonna go kirk the tirk." Kirkin the the tirk is to go hog-wild on your tallywhacker or vagina

Kirkin the the tirk by Zk6a1 December 12, 2025

Kirkin the tirk

To masturbate in an extreme or vigorous manner

"he was kirkin the tirk last night."

Eg. Kirkin the tirk is to go absolutely hog-wild on ones tallywhacker or vagina.

Kirkin the tirk by Zk6a1 December 12, 2025

Kirked with The perk

This is a more modern version of "hip with the kids" used by real gen Z'ers

Johnny is kirked with the perk

Kirked with The perk by Friedpicklegaming May 29, 2026