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Turkish Takeoff 

When you pull the fire alarm and leave with a stranger.
"Yo, wanna dip?"
"Sure, lemme just pull this first"
"Nice, the ol' Turkish Takeoff"
Turkish Takeoff by Utnanacorn April 24, 2018

Helicopter Takeoff 

When during sex a man gets in a women and extends all his limbs while the women extends her limbs. She spins around frantically upwards of 60-100mph(her choice) then they fly around the room
Dude Susan did the helicopter takeoff yesterday! I hit my head on the roof
Helicopter Takeoff by AsssEater69 December 1, 2019

Mexican takeoff 

the physical launch of one's being into orbit after having a very scrumdiddlyumpcious dinner of one home made south of the border burrito with nothing excluded. One to have a Mexican takeoff can be recognized by a brown smudge on white pants.
Charlie "Man, that burrito was delicious, but it took a toll on my stomach."

Will "dude why does it sound like an engine is running?"

Charlie "Oh god, I can't hold it!"

-eruption occurs-

Will "Looks like he had a Mexican Takeoff."

Eyeglass Takeoff 

When one who wheres glasses witnesses/hears an epic fail. (s)He takes off said glasses slowly and places them down on a table, then normaly begans yelling. Hitler did this in the bunker sceen from Downfall.
Person One: Hey man, what's up?
Person Two: Not much, you?
Person One: I have been on /b/ alot recently, I am slowly falling in love with that board!
Person One: *Eyeglass Takeoff* WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU THAT BORAD IS NOTHING BUT BULL-etc etc

SH_Takeoff 

The ultimate G.O.A.T, which whom drops individuals off in NBA 2k.
If you go against sh_takeoff you I will get dropped offed , return your game big fella to the nearest place of shop ex: publix cosco , gas station, corner store, candy lady...
SH_Takeoff by SH_Takeoff March 13, 2017

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