Turkish Takeoff 

A way to leave a party - pulling a fire alarm and leaving with a stranger. As popularized by the TV show Letterkenny.

Damn, how are we going to bail on this lame party? French exit? Nah, Turkish Takeoff!

Turkish Takeoff by I.scream.for.indies November 27, 2018

Turkish Takeoff 

When you pull the fire alarm and leave with a stranger.

"Yo, wanna dip?"
"Sure, lemme just pull this first"
"Nice, the ol' Turkish Takeoff"

Turkish Takeoff by Utnanacorn April 24, 2018

Helicopter Takeoff 

When during sex a man gets in a women and extends all his limbs while the women extends her limbs. She spins around frantically upwards of 60-100mph(her choice) then they fly around the room

Dude Susan did the helicopter takeoff yesterday! I hit my head on the roof

Helicopter Takeoff by AsssEater69 December 1, 2019

Mexican takeoff 

the physical launch of one's being into orbit after having a very scrumdiddlyumpcious dinner of one home made south of the border burrito with nothing excluded. One to have a Mexican takeoff can be recognized by a brown smudge on white pants.

Charlie "Man, that burrito was delicious, but it took a toll on my stomach."

Will "dude why does it sound like an engine is running?"

Charlie "Oh god, I can't hold it!"

-eruption occurs-

Will "Looks like he had a Mexican Takeoff."

Mexican takeoff by Unholy Bojangles April 26, 2010

Eyeglass Takeoff 

When one who wheres glasses witnesses/hears an epic fail. (s)He takes off said glasses slowly and places them down on a table, then normaly begans yelling. Hitler did this in the bunker sceen from Downfall.

Person One: Hey man, what's up?
Person Two: Not much, you?
Person One: I have been on /b/ alot recently, I am slowly falling in love with that board!
Person One: *Eyeglass Takeoff* WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU THAT BORAD IS NOTHING BUT BULL-etc etc

Eyeglass Takeoff by ROFLMAO the Narwhal January 11, 2011

SH_Takeoff 

The ultimate G.O.A.T, which whom drops individuals off in NBA 2k.

If you go against sh_takeoff you I will get dropped offed , return your game big fella to the nearest place of shop ex: publix cosco , gas station, corner store, candy lady...

SH_Takeoff by SH_Takeoff March 13, 2017

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