the act of sliding your first two fingers across your
gooch, then shaming one of the lowly high
school freshmen by smearing your
sweaty export all across their dirt stached upper lip. then you sing tainted love.
We were
reading Beowulf in English
class, and that Grendel bitch reminded me of the word
grundle...I asked to go to the bathroom, and on the way back to class I showed Jeremy some of my tainted love.