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IB STUDENTS 

IB students, generally, are sane people that take a 2-year program which makes them insane. They are found famous for nervous breakdowns. An IB students typical day is like this: wake up at 7.30 am, use the restroom, study while eating, study, go to school, come home, study, study while eating, study, and then, sleep at 1.30 next morning. IB is not hell. It is simply a course that makes you want to kill your friends in the urge to be the valedictorian. IB students are usually hated by most people. They are outcasts. They get a indescribable amount of homework. Moreover, they lack the inability to talk, communicate or to do any other social thing. They miss their youth.
IB TEACHER: Who can tell me why the Chinese Ming were far wealthier then their predecessors, Shang and Tang?

IB STUDENTS: Mmm.. There are a dozen different ways to answer that question. In Bentley and Zeiger's perspective its because of a tax system levied on people. In McNeil's perspective its because of canals that were developed through Huang He. But, in David Christians perspective, its because of the defense put on the northern frontier to protect the Chinese from the steppe nomads.
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debate students 

The most intelligent assholes you will ever meet. Intelligent by proving a point, but assholes because they always seem to prove you wrong.
The debate students proved that The new lunch plan is causing kids to not eat at school
debate students by Squaddddd November 22, 2014

Studentic 

The quality of when a student is ready to pay attention in class and learn. Having an attitude of gratitude.
Timmy was very studentic and he not only studied for his exam, but positively affected his classmates.

Mr. K: "Thanks Jim for being so studentic."
Jim: "It's what I do Mr. K"
Studentic by Joey Ravioli December 6, 2018

Engineering Students 

Engineering Students are groups of men, usually young men, who collectively agree to abstain from sexual intercourse.
Don't bother offering us that stinky pinky. We are Engineering Students.

roseville high school students

A school full of mean ratchet bitches and guys that have no balls half the kids there will never do anything with there life besides doing drug and working and local strip club and after there say of doing nothing they will go home and post on there social media about how they making banz
Roseville high school students are know for being hoes

students of the unusual 

1) a cultured and educated person no longer satisfied with current teachings or the status quo. One who expects to continue learning throughout life and finds enjoyment in knowledge outside the mainstream.
2) the comic book series which deals with paranormal legends, mystical tattoos, and the eternal struggle between good and evil. www.studentsoftheunusual.com
One of the most celebrated students of the unusual, Sherlock Holmes pulled a rare book from his vast collection and found the forgotten formula he was looking for.

Her knowledge of forgotten legends made her a recognized expert among the students of the unusual.

Hunter Students 

Complete retards assumed to be smart by the rest of society. They do homework mostly in school.
Person A: Oh look! It’s that kid who goes to Hunter, I bet he has all A’s.
Person B: Hell no! Hunter students have trash grades and I know him, he’s dumb asf.
Hunter Students by invest_- December 2, 2019