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Straighten your face! 

This saying is reserved for convicts, and hardly ever used on the streets(except by ex-convicts). A convict will say this when he is ready to beat the brakes off a man, or someone has disrespected or just put himself in harm's way by not paying attention. Knuckle up, it's on.
What's up bruh? You asking questions about one of my soldiers, you must done flipped your lid. What's up straighten your face!, partner
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Beanie straighten  

A method guys use to help straighten their hair. One will put a beanie on or some kind of knitted cap while their hair is wet and leave it till their hair is dry. This causes the root and most of the shaft of the hair to be straight, and the ends can be flat-ironed very easily.
Ben will beanie straighten his hair to make it much flatter and sexier.

deep straighten

To straighten hair fully, or straighten your hair until your hair falls out or over burns.
claire: “what should i do with my hair for the dance?”
bridget: “you should deep straighten it.”
deep straighten by cowgirlhawyee January 31, 2020

Gender-straighten

Opposite of Genderbend, it is the act of straightening out a Trap's gender to represent the gender they are dressed as. Thus no longer making them gay.
Guy 1: *Fapping to Gender-straightened Astolfo*
Guy 2: Ugh dude, that's that gay shit.
Guy 1: Nah bro, no dick, so it's cool.
Guy 2: Shit dude, scoot over, lemme in, No Homo.

national let your daughter straighten her hair day 

mom. you should really let your daughter straight there hair. she needs to look good for school on monday.. and for her crush😘😘
it’s national let your daughter straighten her hair day. let her do it!

Straightforward shooting weekend 

A party, involving alcohol, drugs and women. Some of whom may be under age.
Oh man, we had such a blast on Saturday! Virginia came over with her cute friends and we all got totally bombed! It was a straightforward shooting weekend!