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starburst dick 

A girl chews a starburst before going down on a guy. Before she begins sucking his dick, she spits her starburst-flavored saliva onto his penis, so when she starts sucking the penis tastes sweet and fruity, like a starburst.
Hey babe, let's stop by the gas station on the way home and grab some starburst so I can give you a starburst dick. ;)
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starburst 

Fucktabulous candy, tastes almost as good as sex, but not quite
God damn that was a good starburst
starburst by Jebus December 10, 2002

starburst contradiction 

Made popular by the starburst commercial with the Korean Scot and Albino lifeguard. It's a person place or thing that in itself is a huge paradox. Trying to intrepret it will end up in a huge mind hack.
Red Sox and Yankees fan.

ICP fan going out with an Eminem fan.

A hot computer engineer.

Someone who has a Mac AND a PC

Someone who has Lil Kim and Nicki Minaj on their ipod playlist.

A rapper politician.

-STARBURST CONTRADICTION!
starburst contradiction by BYAAAA! November 30, 2010

Double Starburst 

While receiving anal sex, the receiver grabs a large purple dildo and performs a reverse reach around so both giver and receiver may enjoy their purple starfish (asshole) being burst.
Do you want to come back to my apartment for a double starbursts?

I haven’t had a hard time taking a shit because of last nights starburst.

Can’t go out tonight. Paul and I did a double starburst last night and my ass is sore.

I have a loose caboose from the double starburst last night.

starburst 

A contradiction; referring to the starburst commercial
Person: I hate you but I also love you so what do I call that?
Person: a paradox?

You: Nope
You: starburst
starburst by f00dnetw0rk December 13, 2010

yellow starburst 

unwanted, last to be scelected, werid, letdown
Joe: Mmmmm...starbursts are awesome
John: Can i have one?
Joe: Sure (hands John Yellow starburst)
John: damn...

Triple Starburst 

The act of pissing, shitting and vomiting on yourself simultaneously, or at least in the same "session". Normally associated with extreme drunkenness.
Triple Starburst by JT83 February 28, 2011