Spiderman that hoe 

When your having sex with a girl in the doggie style position and when you are about to cum, you cum in your hand and when the girl turns around you sling it in her face like spidermans web

we don't superman no moe, we just spiderman that hoe.

Spiderman that hoe by Daniel Jenkins October 3, 2007

Funky spiderman 

Hanging yourself while having a wank

Did you hear about Dave? His mum walked in on him hanging dead with his dick out. Must’ve tried the funky spiderman.

Funky spiderman by Razzledazz69 May 19, 2019

the funky spiderman 

autoerotique asphyxiation

The Funky Spiderman: because he hangs himself and shoots web

the funky spiderman by bohack jorseman September 17, 2015

spiderman dat hoe 

When you ejaculate in your hand and throw it in a girls face.

I Spiderman dat Hoe... AWW YeaH!

spiderman dat hoe by Jimmy Green October 10, 2007

the spiderman 

while taking your sexual partner from behind, you proceed to ejaculate into your palm. When your partner turns around for post sex cuddling. You throw your "seaman filled hand" forward, releasing its contents on your partner's face, while screaming "SPIDERMAN".

My girlfriend loves toby maguire, so i decided to show her the Spiderman.

the spiderman by jimi d licious December 3, 2005

Italian Spiderman 

When you ejaculate into your own hand and then fling it into someone's face while exclaiming "That's Amore!"

"I gave your grandmother an Italian Spiderman the other day. She still can't see out of her right eye. Bitch baked me a crooked pie."

Italian Spiderman by Mike1980 June 23, 2008

spiderland 

A Slint record. One of the greatest albums of the 1990s.

"More known for its frequent name-checks than its actual music, Spiderland remains one of the most essential and chilling releases in the mumbling post-rock arena." All Music Guide

spiderland by robocow13 February 3, 2008