Social Security 

When it's not ran by the government, it's called a Ponzi scheme. When it is ran by the government, it's called Social Security.

Social Security should be abolished, not privatized.

Social Security by david smith, jr. July 3, 2009

social security sex 

referring to the act of sex: when you get a little each month, but not enough to live on

"how's you bedroom life"
"ah, just social security sex at this point"
"?"
"you know, get a little each month, but not enough to live on"
"ah"

social security sex by pink champagne July 28, 2010

social security baby 

someone who grew up living only on social security income; checks. Someone coming from a struggle. Majority of the family income comes from the government.

That boy had it tough, he was a social security baby.

social security baby by paperchasinasian November 1, 2017

Social Security Disability 

The Holy Grail of government entitlements. In the projects, receiving this benefit is the equivalent to being knighted in Great Britain. Only the laziest and truest scum of the earth seek to attain it's $700-a-month-for-life brilliance.

I got the bipolar, my niglet got the ADHD, and my momma got the diabetes. God blessed us with money for life! We's on the Social Security Disability!

Social Security Disability by Darius from Quebec September 20, 2012

social security number 

A highly orgasmic sexual position involving three females and one male. Also includes a wheel chair. The man sits in the wheel chair while the women take turns pleasuring him in various way while moving.
Very kinky.

"Hey Matt what's your social security number?"
"oh sick dude"

"Did you tap that social security style?"

social security number by Roxiewells June 8, 2008

Give Me Your Social Security Number 

Put your digits in the comments.

Nah just kidding GMYSSN is just a classic internet joke that's sometimes not a joke

Youtuber(Seemingly Joking): Give Me Your Social Security Number
Comments: 123456789
Youtuber(Ded Serious): The REAL ones >:
Comments(Crying): #########

Give Me Your Social Security Number by TNWii.Erlyacss November 3, 2020

National give Ryan your social security number day

The name says it all

It’s National give Ryan your social security number day!

National give Ryan your social security number day by Ronald Warner October 18, 2020