Shyster

Legendary Monster of Olde, the Shyster is a gangly, pale monsters with long, rake-like claws, perfect for picking roaches out of the deepest of ash trays and picking dutch money out of your pockets. Some say the Shyster acts as a form of smoking karma, bad smoking habits and general shystiness invites the unpleasant visit of the shyster. Others believe he's the fifth rider of the apocalypse, but sold his horse for pot and got ditched by the rest of the riders, now he forever roams the earth in search of pot, disregarding all morals and ethics.

"Where's Shawn?"
"Shhh, do not speak the name of the Shyster..."

Shyster by Keeper of the Legend December 23, 2009

shyster

A Jewish professional who cons people. Taken from the Shakespearian character Shylock, in "The Merchant of Venice."

That shyster is stealing my money.

shyster by Maria Purice November 14, 2005

Shyster

Emelina big head faith Ebel

Hi my name is emelina and I am a shyster

Shyster by Albert Einstein Brother August 19, 2019

Shyster

Another name for shooter or shooters

I hang around with shysters.

Shyster by Chiraq Gkoons September 5, 2020

shyster

a person who tells you they cannot hang out due to family gatherings 5 weeks in a row. a person like Frankie and Sal promised Luke that they would hang out but then said they couldn't due to a family gathering, later that night they had people over that is the definition of a shyster.

hey you hanging out with Sal and Frank tonight, no they did the classic shyster

shyster by shysterfinder101 February 6, 2024

Shyster Meister 

An obnoxious fool that always has to interrupt a story to one up someone with an unbelievable lack of skill and taste, and kill the mood.

Right in the middle of our conversation, the "Shyster Meister" had to tell some stupid story and destroy the mood!

Shyster Meister by freedom boy June 16, 2009

Shyster in Chief

A well-deserved nickname for the 45th POTUS.

Like all successful used car salesmen trying to make a quick buck, the Shyster in Chief artfully distorts the value of whatever he’s saying and has you believing, for just that crazy moment, that he knows all there is to know that matters about a given subject!

Shyster in Chief by Dr Bunnygirl August 18, 2020