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Shreddies Kiss 

A Shreddies Kiss is where two people kiss on the lips in very quick succession, usually at about 3 kisses per second, it is very hard not to laugh during the kissing and feels particularly strange.
"Oh my god my boyfriend just Shreddies Kisses me!"
"Wow he must really love you!"
Shreddies Kiss by Dordof September 29, 2017

giney shreddies

big wheaty chunks of horribleness falling out of an unclean vagina
i just took chelseas knickers off and a load of giney shreddies fell out, shes a ming queen !
giney shreddies by mr jeffrey March 8, 2011

fight over shreddies 

based on the ads for Diamond Shreddies, it means to argue over things that are basically the same.
"Dude, that's a circle,"
"Naw man, it's an oval!"
" Oh, come on stop fighting over shreddies!"

"Is that a husky-terrier, or a husky-poodle?"
"Dude, it's a dog, don't fight over shreddies."

Shredding Face 

/SHred.diNG/ /fās/

shred·ding-face

verb.

A term that originated in northern Saskatchewan it indicates you were snowboarding so awesomely and at such a dominating caliber compared to everyone else on the mountain that you physically shredded the skin, eyes, and ultimately face, off of anyone and everyone who was pathetically attempting to keep up with you. The term is used as both an insult when you’ve showed someone how it’s done (ex. Just shredded your face off chump!) and as a taunt when the day of shred has either just started or you’re loading up your gear on the way to the hill. (Better enjoy the view while you still can boys because I'm about to shred your faces off!)
"I was shredding face all day, these chumps didn't have a chance on the slopes"

"Well boys enjoy your faces while you still have em because I'm gonna be shredding face all day!"

"Hey Ian what happened to your face... looks like it got shredded off!"

"Nate was really shredding face today" "Yeah no kidding, when you're riding with chumps named Jaz how can you not!"
Shredding Face by TheGrizzlyDen December 9, 2013

keyboard shredding 

The act of hammering out programming code insanely fast.
Example
Edwin: "Hey Jon, let's hang out tonight."
Jon: "Sorry, can't tonight; going to do some keyboard shredding."

Example
Miguel: "Hey do you hear all that keyboard clicking noise?"
Edwin: "That's just Jon keyboard shredding. Don't disturbed him; he's in the zone."

Example
Jon: "Wow look at that nerd's long hair and neck beard. He must be a keyboard shredder."
keyboard shredding by mooogs May 14, 2017

shredded shit 

When your turds look like shredded wheat coming out. Usually when you eat lots of fiber.
Wow, I just took a nice shredded shit! I swear that the All Bran is cleaning me out!
shredded shit by LonePooper February 6, 2018