shpants

judo pants; loose capri-type pants for men. To mid-calf, often cut-offs.

Dude...shpants with leg warmers totally went out in the 1450s

shpants by =west= October 10, 2003

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Shpants

anything that covers your butt and has leg holes

short shorts, pants, underwear, shorts, tights, jeggings, boxers, leggings, jeans, shpants

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The art of one shitting ones pants.

Scottish saying.

Also check poop your pants

What's that smell. Have you "Pat your Shants" ya dirty bastard?

Fred was so drunk last night that he "Pat his Shants"

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When you live your life in dedication to lord Shant. You feel emotional and sexual attraction towards him and him only.

creds: g.carmen

Carmen: Wow, that girl is so pretty
Molly: Sorry, i’m a shantsexual

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Another word for "Thanks" , usually said by teenage girls . Shpanks is just a more fun/cool way of saying "Thanks" .

Kelly : " Your shirt is so cute!! "
Ray : " Shpanks girl ! :) "

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male sexual organ located in the lower abdominal area

She wants my shwants.

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/spānts/ - exclamation
Used when the person exclaiming is by some means intoxicated; which assumes they cannot otherwise render intelligible words.

SPANTS!

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