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shitcocker 

A person who likes it when he gets warm, brown feces all over his dick.
Kyle is totally gay. I know he is a shitcocker.
shitcocker by farfellseed May 22, 2006

shitcone 

The area of potential projection of faeces originating from the point of exit (anus) encapsulating all possible directions in which fecal matter may be found after defecation.
Timmys shitcone failed to reside entirely inside the basin.
shitcone by dukerattlehead March 11, 2008

Shitcannery 

Up to no good; cloak and dagger; stupidity displayed with a hint of shenanigan
The shitcannery was lessened with the departure of the teenagers from the house.
Shitcannery by Drunkmom May 17, 2018

Alaskan shitcone 

When a man shits it in two ice cream cones and shoves one up his boyfriends ass and another one in his mouth.
Matt: dude you should totally give me a Alaskan shitcone!
Alaskan shitcone by Gabby k March 9, 2015

shitliner 

describes an airplane or watercraft that you one doesn't think is safe or suitable
"Man this thing is a real shitliner. I hope we don't crash."
shitliner by kyohaku October 2, 2008

shitcockery

Behavior related to acting like an immature, foul-mouthed, unpleasant forum troll more interested in being antisocial than anything else.
After a while, I grew tired of the shitcockery on Fark.com and stopped going to its forums
shitcockery by Canobes August 29, 2017