The hippy chick that never shaves or grooms herself has the shaolin shackles and now needs a pair of scissors to free herpubic hair from the shorts she is wearing.
New chains means that you changed as a person , same shackles means that you still have (problems , depression ect) and that nearly nothing changed , you still feel as you did before the "new chains".
When you have a long night out drinking and the next morning you have the alcohol diarrhea. Swankles occurs when you have liquid hot magma coming out for such a long period of time, that you start taking off clothes from sweating. Eventually you have to take your pants/shorts off from around your ankles due to excess sweating. The result is swankles.