scrumpin 

A lesser form of the dick-slap.

That bitch was poppin' and lockin' so I jumped up and did some mad scrumpin.

scrumpin by Jorje Valdeez May 5, 2007

Scrumpin 

A unit of measure, approximately 7 pieces of rice.

-How much food do you have left?
-Oh, about a Scrumpin.

Scrumpin by xXCornbreadXx May 28, 2018

funky scrumpin

Sexual relations; the act of having sexual relations

"Ain't no funky scrumpin up in here"
-Snoop Dogg

funky scrumpin by Carter May 7, 2005

Saturday Night Scrumpin’

When we get scrumpy on a Saturday. Particularly in the evening.

Yo dude, you down to go Saturday night scrumpin’!?

Of course, I love getting scrumpy on a Saturday!

Saturday Night Scrumpin’ by Scrumper May 17, 2022

Scrumpsnozmaflump 

The act of forcefully crushing the facial apparatus to remove ocular and nasal concentrations of genital mucus.

The two handed culmination of a snozmakick and a scrumple, often found in association with pubic measles and the ultimate douche.

All was quiet in the library until Glenjamin Willybobble scrumpsnozmaflumped - several people died

Mike was bored and not really listening so he wandered away

Scrumpsnozmaflump by Sid Johnson June 6, 2011

scrumpkin 

cross between scrumptious and pumpkin. Used to define people, pets, and other fantastically adorable creatures.

you little scrumpkin!

scrumpkin by angel of halifax April 12, 2011

scrumping 

Stealing fruit, especially apples, from someone else's trees. British. It's considered less bad than, say, shoplifting, but adults still disapprove.

scrumping by Kylee August 11, 2003