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Couch Sassing 

The act of entertaing people on a couch. Indefinate amounts of awessomness that occurs on the couch.
This couch has features of entertainment that involve;mouth fucking, chalking, powerfulbass drops, smoking smokes, beer drinking, waterpic (modified for vodka) squirting, breast exposures, entertaing the required minimum attire of undies only.
This couch has a job and its not just for supporting your sassy ass.
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Sass' professors have the prognosis, cure and honest answer.
Couch Sassing

This Friday we are sassi n'.
Oh you want something? Take ur tits out So we can ensue the sassin' off your chest in three step.
1. Consume.
2. Clean up lick

3. Kiss the plate. W/ tounge.

Sorry about your face.
also all out of towels. Not sorry for that.
AAAAAANd your cabs here!

RickyTick TICK TICK
POW POW POW
BANG

Bing bang boom!!!!!!
Problem solved.
Couch Sassing by V1K1NG June 13, 2013
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Ambi-sassing 

To get mouthy or to start "fresh-talking" to someone whilst under the influence of Ambien
"Go to bed, goddammit, you're Ambi-sassing me and I don't appreciate it!"
Ambi-sassing by Miss Man Hands March 16, 2014

ass-sassing 

Refers to da sarcastic expressing of one's lack of respect for a particular fellow human by either braying like a donkey or mooning him.
An "ultimate" or "deluxe" form of ass-sassing someone would be if you are able to "train" your sphincter --- i.e., learn to precisely tighten or relax your butt-muscles during flatulence to make your farts "toot" at different pitches --- to hee-haw; that way, you can both drop your pants in da direction of whomever you are ridiculing AND give him a nice loud raspy-raucous "mule-whinney" at da same time.
ass-sassing by QuacksO April 1, 2020

Lip-Sassing 

You're not lipsinging you're Lip-Sassing
"Are you going to keep Lip-Sassing or fuck me already?"
Lip-Sassing by KayMarie333 August 24, 2021