sad panda 

A mysterious person dressed in a detailed panda costume who frequently hangs out at Bowling Green in NY. He is also known to travel throughout the subways and was also spotted in Times Square.

Because his head is usually hung low, he is called "Sad Panda" by many.

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Guy 1: "The Sad Panda is hanging near the Charging Bull again. Tourists are taking pictures with him."

Guy 2: "That panda looks so depressed. What's his deal?"

sad panda by whoishe? May 30, 2009

Sad Panda 

A term often misused in a multitude of ways. It is not an acceptable synonym for “I’m in a sad mood”, “you’ve made me sad”, or “I’m emo now”. It should not be said in any circumstance ever. It SHOULD stay on South Park and the commercial that South Park spoofed off of. IF it is in fact used in every day conversation it should be known that it means “I can’t come up with my own jokes and I’m probably only even saying this to annoy people because in my immature state of mind I find that funny.”

Person One: "Sad Panda."
Person Two: "YOU'RE A FUCKTARD" ::ends life::

Sad Panda by ImAlwaysRight February 13, 2008

Sad Panda 

an overworked and underappreciated person, who usually wears tan-on-tan or gray-on-gray clothing, and who threatens his superiors with bodily harm and resignation on a daily basis.

Phil isn't having a good day, he's in his office being a sad panda.

Sad Panda by Meat, Bradshaw, Matt October 21, 2008

sad panda 

A ugly Asian girl.
It is to be called out when you see a ugly asian girl.

(as an ugly asian woman walks by) SAD PANDA :(!!!!

sad panda by Glenn Eason October 26, 2006

sad panda 

A part of the phrase, "I'm a sad panda," to use as often as you can in every conversation ever to everyone you know.

Use it especially if you want your online buddies to talk about you behind your back and call you names like the following: geek, turd, jerk, pig, fool, dick, fuckwad.

Geekturdjerkpigfooldickfuckwad: "im a sad panda *insert lame panda-esque emoticon here*"
Someone Cool: "DIE, BITCH."

sad panda by one angry recipient August 26, 2005

sad panda 

An unhappy disapointed unfortunate person. Someone who's father turns them into the FBI because they could give 2 shits about them and want all their dope for themselves.

A person who tries too hard to fit in and is annoying to those amongst them.

They will drop out of school, have 10 kids by different fathers or mothers and die with no money, no love and no class.

Look at that dirty chick over there, what a sad panda.

sad panda by mippef December 24, 2008

Sad Panda Shower 

A (usually) sexual act in which one partner performs an act of fellatio on a piece of bamboo while looking sad and the other partner urinates on their head.

That new Japanese exchange student is into some weird stuff! After our sushi date we went back to her place and she made me give her a sad panda shower.

Sad Panda Shower by TigerShark33 October 31, 2018