Metrospective

It's my metrospective.

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Rectospective

The view of life perceived by someone with their head firmly planted up their ass

John had his head so far up his ass that it gave him a unique rectospective

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When a bro-type individual looks back on bro-type actions, with the general result of nostalgia or regret.

Spending ten hours a day in the gym, one in the tanning booth, and three on gelling my hair was pretty lame in retbrospective.

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