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Dead body reported 

Dead body reported is used when a player in the right now popular game Among us finds a dead body wich has been killed by the Impostor, its also used as a meme whenever someone gets roasted hard.
Person 1: Words can’t describe how ugly you are.

Person 2: Words can’t describe how beautiful you are.

Person 1: Aww thx!

Person 2: Numbers can, 3/10

DEAD BODY REPORTED
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A Reported Trauma: The First Infantile Release 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: A Reported Trauma: The First Infantile Release

SCBOLBOY Mass reported redz 

A meme popular in the community of Nobelium. It regards the false accusation of a person known as redzbux of accusing SCBOLBOY of mass reporting and doing everything that was ever bad in the world.
"SCBOLBOY MASS REPORTED REDZ!!!!!!"

Blocked and reported 

The act in which someone blocks and spam reports another person trying to get them banned on Xbox because they are not valued as a friend and can see when they are not wanted
“I do value you as a friend
BLOCKED AND REPORTED

shithouse reporter 

A news or current affairs' reporter/journalist who has shown through the many stories that they have done that they really really suck at their job.

Retorted 

Someone who is absolutely awful at comebacks, reputations, and retorts. Often times their replies are met with awkward stares and silence.
Bob: you have no chill

Bill: Yeah, well... YOUR MOM!

Bob: Are you retorted?
Retorted by xJoshAndStuffx October 19, 2014

Reporter 

The "Reporter" (n) A Gordita combo meal from Taco Bell. Just as a firecracker has a report, so too does the Taco Bell Gordita. If you have it for lunch, the report will occur around 3 o'clock. In other words, you will have to pinch a loaf shortly after eating it. The "Report" time varies per person.
Mike enjoyed his "Reporter" at lunch, but regreted it later that afternoon.

James: Yo where's Mike? It's 3 o'clock.
Steve: I heard he had the "Reporter" for lunch. I hope he found a toilet in time.
Reporter by Walter Comanche September 11, 2005