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relationshopper 

Someone who hops from one relationship to another at the emotional expense of their many partners; a shopper is usually a male, afraid of being single, and potentially questioning their sexuality

*a relationshopper likes to figure out what they want as they fly through relationships: they blindside, burn, and discard partners, moving on to the next victim within 4 months max
"Hey- is Javi with Andrea or Nichole these days?"

"Oh you're way behind man, he's been with Rach, broke it off with another girl, and now he's with Anessa."

"Wow... sounds like a professional relationshopper to me"
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Relationshippied

Where you are in a relationship with someone to the extent that it seems that you are married. This only works if the two in the relationship are not engaged.
James: Hey - What do you want for dinner tonight?
Hannah: I don't know, shall we get some pizza?
Vykie: Oh, you two are so relationshippied!

Relationshipping 

Doing the actions and compromises required to make a relationship work.
Matt and Sarah certainly are relationshipping well.
Relationshipping by SarahBella716 February 16, 2019

Speed relationshippin

Is when you go thru a relationship with all stages and levels but it only lasts 4-6 weeks. That includes, meeting, first date, first sex, going out for dinner, bike rides etc . And all of a sudden the end is coming with arguments which leads into 'we need a break' forever. My roomate did that already twice this year and after celebrating New Years together with His GF, it was over without any particular reason.
Its sort of like Speed Dating but lasts longer.
Is he speed relationshipping again?

Theyre speed relationshipping