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rehearsal dick 

The old dick you have to get, before you get all the new dick, because it's been a while since you had dick, so you have to reacquaint yourself with the ways of dick.
"We're definitely gonna have sex soon...I'm nervous though, I haven't had sex in aaaaaaages"

"You need to get yourself some rehearsal dick first, reacquaint yourself. Get the old little black book out."
rehearsal dick by That_Bev December 8, 2017

dress rehearsal 

dry humping, going through the motions of sex without all that pesky penetration. there must be at least one type of fabric separating the required genitals at all times. no contact!
guy: you get some last night?
dude: naw, only a dress rehearsal. now i have blue balls.
dress rehearsal by darth eadz June 11, 2006

dress rehearsal 

where everything goes wrong the night before the first performance.
bad dress rehearsal, good show

Death Rehearsal 

Sorry. I can't go. I have Death Rehearsal tonight.
Death Rehearsal by xtankgirlx April 13, 2011

tagged rehearsal 

The time when you put on a suit / dress to make sure it fits before the big event. You leave the tags in so that you can return items that do not fit.
Bobby's parents made him go through a tagged rehearsal the week of his senior prom.
tagged rehearsal by Sept. 7 April 22, 2009

Dance rehearsal 

A wild sometimes 8 hours with some of your best friends hanging out backstage drinking coffee till you do tech
I have dance rehearsal today I’m going to be there for 8 hours just sitting backstages until my 3 minutes of tech