QWOP

(to QWOP) The act of simultaneously moving the calf and thigh muscles in order to move forward, usually to run.

QWOP that mile bro!

You completely failed that QWOP, man.

QWOP by Da Miller Man December 30, 2010

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qwop

V. A method of walking involving uncoordinated and sporadic movements, often resulting in head injuries and concussions.

"I saw him qwop across the street yesterday. It was quite funny to watch until his head split open on the pavement."

qwop by mikeycomputer December 18, 2011

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QWOP

A flash game that consists of a player controlling a physically impaired African-American Olympic track runner, using the letters on a key board Q, W, O, and P, hence the name QWOP. This game is unbeatable and basically created for every player to fail.

Playing this game may cause the following...

-Raging
-An insatiable need to kill a puppy
-Uncontrollable crying
-Contemplation of Suicide
-Aids

Play at your own risk.

Me: "Hey dad where's my puppy?"

Dad: "I'm sorry honey...you see...I was playing QWOP and..."

Me: "...."

QWOP by hyuuzumania October 8, 2011