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Puterized 

This is when you have spent longer than an hour on your computer in it's virtual-reality (usually between 1-8 hours) and when you come into reality-reality things are pretty out of sync. Reality feels weird.

People's words seem to fly right past you. Information from the outside world takes a while to filter in. And you are quite numb in general to the outside world. Objects may blur a bit and move.

There can also sometimes be an actual buzz heard in your brain or ears. In general, you have been puterized.

Sypmtoms of being puterized:

- A blank expression
- A lag in replies or responses to things or people
- Wide eyes
- Not processing information correctly
- General discord towards the world
Friend: "I'm feeling really sad about my that chick arguing with me, how could she! She called me a useless tool."

Your head: "Oh, that's not nice. Buzz. Shame. Buzz. I should be saying something in this moment. Buzzzzzz. ???. Buzz."

Jenna wasn't with me today when I met her for coffee. She looked like she wasn't all that there in her head. She was so like, puterized

Do you know where Nicole is? Ya, she's about to come out of her bedroom where she has been for five hours. I bet you she's puterized
Puterized by Caminojen May 20, 2011
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The bestest in the westest! A thrilla when in Manila. Modest and honest, keeping it real and treal. Living life with no shame. Smart and funny. Confident yet shy. A deep thinker; soulful. Cultured. Music lover, dancer (whether professionally or just for fun). Always down for a good time! Always down to try something new, meet new people, and explore new horizons. If you ever are in need just call on him. Paterick's are your friends no matter how far away.
Yo, Paterick's hella cool tho!
Paterick by slmboypnoy February 5, 2010

puterlich 

Bad or fake drugs deceptively sold as being high quality. A light brown or tan substance resembling baby shit sold as cannabis or hashish.
That hash you sold me was puterlich.
puterlich by Wichita G-Man April 24, 2019

Puterial 

Something that is disgusting or 'lame'.
Used as an adjective to describe something.

It can also sometimes be a statement, but it depends. As a statement it is an interjection.
1: so she bought a neon green fluffy hat from Amazon, it has orange tufts on top.
2: Bruh that's so puterial, you're kidding me!
Puterial by MangoHtebazile May 14, 2021
Can be used in the term "bullshit" or also saying something or a situation is rediculous.
Eso es una "puteria".(spanish)
That's such bullshit. (english)
Puteria by 3L Cubano February 26, 2009
A baby bear going through puberty, obviously.
puberic by pseudonymisa_longword January 20, 2017