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Prototype Archiac 

A forgable claymore weapon that has a 50% chance of dealing very high damage. The blade is multi colored with black and yellow stripes. Sometimes, the blade itself my get stuck on slimes.
I have enough materials to forge this damn claymore prototype Archiac

Super Mario 64: 1995 Prototype 

The Super Mario 64: 1995 Prototype is a fictional prototype of the game for the Nintendo 64, named Super Mario 64.

Not much is known about this prototype, aside from the fact it was VERY experimental, testing out new AI that Nintendo got from another Japanese company, thatallowed the game to change itself to fit one's 'Cognitive Desires', which means this prototype is different on every cartridge. Deisgn wise, it didn't look like your happy-go-lucky Super Mario game. The player model was a low poly, featureless man. The castle itself was rather eerie, with few light sources, and the basement was an elaborate mess of hallways.

Testers were called in to experiment with the technology, and it was working fine, except from one odd observation. Prolonged exposure to the basement in the prototype casued severe migraines. One tester, when Nintendo checked in on them after leaving them overnight, they were found in a delusional state, mumbling to themselves, in which they had to be wheeled away to hospital.

New testers were warned to NOT go to the basement for whatever reason.

After new testers were developing stroke-like symptoms from overexposure, Nintendo stopped new testers coming in, and cut all cartridges with the personalised AI.

If you've ever played a friend's Super Mario 64 cartridge, and felt something was off, now you know why.
Person A: Ever heard of the Super Mario 64: 1995 Prototype?
Person B: ...No.

Daytona Prototype 

An ugly tube-framed "race car" that has technology as great as your 1970's road car did
Did you hear that another Daytona Prototype just won? What a pleasant surprise (said in sarcastic tone)

Giertzan prototype 

An attempt at building something that failed to function spectacularly and with great fanfare upon public demonstration. Named after Simone Giertz of Simone's Robots and her wonderful implements that fail so hard they consistently succeed.
If my prototype for physical computing does not perform as intended on demo day, I'll pretend that the purpose was to build a Giertzan prototype.

x-27 prototype 

The thing in cook burgers which makes you a god according to poor people
Woah! That guy has a x-27 prototype! Lets go near him a mock him hehe
*grabs*
NOOOO leaves game

workable prototype 

What management calls your software development project when they are afraid to tell their managers that the project no one wants you to work on is actually almost done and WILL be used by real people to do real work. This is usually some project that is very important and was ok'd by your manager in the first place, they just never got their managers ok.
me: Boss, I can't deliver a prototype to the customer, our crazy process won't allow it!
Boss: Yes you can, it's a workable prototype. Trust me, when I met with management I left a lot of wiggle room.
me: What the hell is a workable prototype? Prototypes are not real working code, but our code works and they want to use it!
Boss: We're working on that.