Precise Karma 

Inevitable consequences of an action that almost exactly mirror the action which brought these consequences about. They usually happen soon or almost immediately after the original event occurred.

Eg#1

Guy 1: "Did you hear that Heraldo fired his housekeeper for not speaking english well enough and got canned himself the next day for being an illegal immigrant?"

Guy 2: "Really? Must've been precise karma."

Eg#2

Guy: "Precise karma is the worst. The other day I borrowed Derek's water bottle so I could backwash into it and give it back to him. I didn't realize that it was actually a bottle full of spit... He's trying to lose weight for wrestling."

Precise Karma by Jibblety Jiblits March 21, 2011

Precisevness 

When an athlete does something in a very precise manner and is lauded on TV by an idiot play by play commentator.

"Did you see how Big Rod McWadd threw that ball pass does defenders wiff such great precisevness?

Precisevness by Barkovi October 31, 2016

You gotta be more precise 

Said when somebody just isn't being precise enough.

I want Ivory Coast to win.
You gotta be more precise
I want Ivory Coast to beat Portugal in the football.
I see.

You gotta be more precise by JackLadder June 16, 2010

precise

Describes a woman who performs oral sex frequently, and as a result shows some skill. Implies prostitution, sluttiness. The idea is that she'd have to be efficient to fit all her men/johns in. If she were sloppy, she'd never have time for anything else.

A precise woman makes you come quickly, not hard. Usually derogatory, although if the woman is not ashamed of her sexual prowess, can be complimentary (the latter is rare.)

I know that ho gets around a lot, she's just too precise to be a prude.

precise by xenolon February 3, 2006

precisely 

A spice used in place of parsley and cinnamon.

"I think I will add some precisely to my soup"

precisely by CarleyM October 1, 2008

precise

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my and my thug sand negroz be mad precise in dis hurr rap game

precise by SAND_MC July 9, 2003

precited 

being excited about something before it actually goes down

I was so precited to go to Florida with Lizzy, until I found out she actually hates the big roller coasters.

precited by Alleyoompaloompa August 1, 2010