practice banana 

Banana chosen for its particular length, girth, curvature, or size in general. Usually for oral practice, but has other uses.

What? You've never given any? Let's go to the store and grab some practice bananas then.

practice banana by Psylicide December 9, 2008

Practice what you preach

Follow your own damn advice!

When a woman's Facebook post talks about respecting yourself to leave a man who cheats....yet she is sexting another woman's man....tell this bitch to, "Practice what you preach!"

Practice what you preach by Hbmom0106 July 6, 2016

Practice girlfriend 

the girl you kinda see or date but never commit to. She prepares you to move on and actually commit to the next girl.

"I was just the practice girlfriend, he left me and now is happy with his new girlfriend, they have a loving committed relationship, something he couldn't offer me..."

Practice girlfriend by angiekalamazoo December 16, 2012

practice wood 

The male in the relationship when a female "virgin" has sexual intercourse with a male but the female does not count it against her virginity.

A girl who had practice wood often wears a purity ring. This is used to make others believe she is still a virgin, and help her to believe it herself.

Ron wanted to be Rebecca's practice wood . He proclaimed himself a Christian and joined the local Young Republican's group. When around her, he would say "Praise Jesus" whenever anything remotely good happened. After 3 days, Ron became Rebecca's practice wood. Ron also discovered he wasn't her first practice wood, even though she was "still a virgin."

When a girl is "Still a virgin" because she wants to wait until she is married before having sex, she will engage in sexual intercourse with a male (the practice wood), but not count it and still proclaim her virginity.

practice wood by Nutzen YerMouf July 14, 2017

practice kissing 

An excuse gay guys (some who aren't really gay) use to kiss all the hot girls.

Bryce: "I walked in on Bobby kissing my girlfriend today!"
John: "It's okay, bro, he's gay, they're just practice kissing."

practice kissing by Frat Boy Darth Vader May 5, 2018

practice room 

A place designed for band kids to practice their instruments, practice rooms are hardly ever used for their intended purpose. More often, they are used to make out, have sex, go to sleep, or even just to hang out without the band director yelling at you. ALWAYS knock on the door before entering a practice room, especially if the lights are off.

Jonathan: Hey, where'd Anna go?

Savannah: She's in the bathroom throwing up.

Jonathan: Why?

Savannah: She went into a practice room without knocking.

Jonathan: Gross.

practice room by Stefanie T. November 12, 2011

practice girl 

1. the girl in your school or hood that everybody uses to fulfill sexual needs and/or desires and nothing else. this girl is not good for a relationship,but is the one who will prepare you for the real world. most men lose their virginity to such a girl.

2. Meg Griffin.

1. "We gonna hook your little brother up with Meg so he can bust his first nut. Check him,though,and tell him that ho just a practice girl."

2. "Meg, you can't be abstinant. You are what the guys call a practice girl."-Peter Griffin

practice girl by Dr. Freeze November 10, 2008