Portfolio Snatcher

A person who steals portfolios from often unaware design students carrying large portfolio bags.

Tom: "What a great day it is today...!"

Portfolio Snatcher: "A ha! I have your portfolio (runs away)."

Portfolio Snatcher by Penywagger December 11, 2010

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portfolio analyst

Someone who speaks a lot, only reads headlines and who isn't allowed to read reports beyond the first page. It also helps to be extra dramatic when talking about stock price movements. Portfolio analysts also tend to be obsessed with oil prices early in the morning

I don't know anything about this company but it looks like a short, just my portfolio analyst view.

portfolio analyst by Junior Pakun May 4, 2018

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Portfolio Management

to get fucked out of your money

Hey, they sent me to portfolio management

Portfolio Management by Nick Drrrrr July 28, 2005

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Portfolio cowboy

A portfolio cowboy is a designer who is focussed on creating work for their own design portfolio above all else.

This mostly involves designers who don't follow appropriate guidelines or business requirements if they feel it limits their design. To be able to acheive the design they want, they push the boundaries of those guidelines, or break them all togther. Their work can look very good, but often doesn't achieve the desired goals of the project and can introduce other problems and/or inconsistencies in an overall design system.

His design completely ignored the client's brief, he's such a portfolio cowboy.

Portfolio cowboy by eHaggis April 10, 2024

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cock portfolio

A list of men in whom time has been invested, sexually.

Girl 1: I don't want to go to that bar.

Girl 2: But you haven't slept with the bartender there yet. C'mon, he'd be a wise investment in your cock portfolio--we'll get free drinks!

cock portfolio by HOEL November 9, 2010

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Syafinaz Binte Zainal dance category audition with portfolio (?) / not sure

Syafinaz Binte Zainal dance category audition with portfolio (?) / not sure by Handle100 August 6, 2023

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Drug Portfolio

The list of drugs one has done in his/her lifetime, usually recorded over the course of several years

I still want to add DMT to my drug portfolio

Drug Portfolio by Brobacca June 9, 2011

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