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Gang-pooping 

When a group of people of at least five forcibly poop on another.
Every Brown Wednesday my friends and I go gang-pooping.
Gang-pooping by Group-poopers4ever December 23, 2012

Pooping in my work boots 

Someone is pooping in your work boots when he is impeding you from doing your job.

In other words, he's bothering you while you're working or preventing you from doing your job.
FBI Guy: Don't touch anything, no trespassing..until we say so..

Forensics Guy: Man, You're pooping in my work boots!!

Pooping with the door open 

An act of complete and utter superiority, usually preformed by the bravest people and Alphas.
Guy 1: Aw man, Jason is pooping with the door open again
Guy 2: What a fucking god
The number one way any man can get out of doing any household chore.
"Honey can you do the dishes?"
"I can't sweetheart! I'm pooping!"
Pooping by TheDude5196 December 15, 2009
the act of texting people while you are pooping
ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you

or

person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you
poopting by mr.poopter January 26, 2011
Word of the Day on August 1, 2021

scooping what I'm pooping

When someone understands what you are trying to tell them.
Do you understand what i'm saying? Are you scooping what I'm pooping?

Man, he just doesn't get it. He's not scooping what I'm pooping.