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pitch a tent 

to withold marijuana (in joint, blunt, or smoking device form) that is circulating a group of people, for an extended period of time.
"hey marcus, what're you doing, pitching a tent over there? pass the L!"
pitch a tent by badash98 October 26, 2004

pitch a trouser tent 

to sport a woody that is second to none;
the hardest, stiffest penile erection on the face of the planet; to pack more wood in one's trousers than a lumber yard; a raging hard on that sports more veins than an 80-yea-old woman's hamhocks.
When I saw her crunchy frogs and curvaceous can, Willy The One Eyed Wonder Worm pitched quite the trouser tent!
pitch a trouser tent by weave July 12, 2003