Pisswanking Bastard

A person who, when they ejaculate, only excretes urine instead of semen.

Shut up you pisswanking bastard.

Pisswanking Bastard by Outofthi5world December 17, 2025

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Pissfarting

Being employed to complete a minor and unnecessary task that helps no one, wasting time and energy.

I've had a busy day, but most of it was only pissfarting around

Pissfarting by Jimothey1 April 15, 2026

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Social Pisstancing

When a pub closes urinals so no two pissers are next to each other. Not only is it a great way to slow the spread but it means no one can perv at your private parts while your enjoying a comfort break.

Social Pisstancing at its finest!

Social Pisstancing by Dennis Dusseldorf July 23, 2020

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