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A person who believes that he/she is better than or superior to single people, because he/she is in a relationship, despite the fact that their relationship is a failure, unstable and straight-up abusive. Pilshicks' lives are usually even worse than those they look down upon.

A large amount of Pilshicks are insecure, personally weak, controlling and abusive husbands/boyfriends and wives/girlfriends.
Marvin: Hah! Jace is such a loser, he disagrees with me a lot. That loser can't even get a girlfriend. That miserable idiot!
Galvin: You clown, your wife cheats on you, you cheat on your wife and you argue over things like toothbrush ends. Your life is worse than him and your marriage is a joke. You are such a Pilshick
Pilshick by Pattorn November 3, 2020
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A motto used by the greatest squadron in the U.S Air Force, the 25th Fighter Squadron. Meaning "Certain Victory", it is said after someone says Twenty-five, Two-Five, Two Point Five, or Mighty Two-Five. It is often used to show morale.
Example

Person 1: Be at roll call at 6:25.
Person 2: Pilsung.
pilsung by Spartan Ruler January 22, 2019

dansk pilsner 

An exotic kind of beer used by the poor, danish youth to forget their sorrows. Probably brewed on piss.
Hey, Carl, wanna grab a Tuborg?
No, what the hell, you think I’m rich?! Imma get a dansk pilsner!
dansk pilsner by TeddyDrüg5zz April 8, 2021

Dirty Pilsbury

Eating your girl out when she has a yeast infection.
My girl had a yeast infection and I continued to give her a dirty Pilsbury
Light beer, of which hops is an important ingredient.

Named after the Czech city of Pilsen.
"Mmm... Pilsners."
Pilsner by Ruben June 30, 2004

Pilson Sniff 

When a man is caught in the act of sniffing another man's gooch while he's passed out.
"Dude, I woke up and there he was pulling a Pilson Sniff, like a Hoover vacuum all up under my junk."

pilsner waffe 

a swedish raggar gang or group that drives the biggest and most famous pilsner lik/ pilsner bil/ Pilsner häck in sweden
dude 1: hey look he´s a member of the pilsner waffe
dude 2: why is that scrapyard moving.... ohh
pilsner waffe by kukensvrede February 20, 2014